Topic: WHY I DON'T VISIT MY RICH FRIENDS

Reasons why I don’t visit my rich friends

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question: what would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please

Question : how would you like it, black or white?
Answer: white

Question : milk or fresh cream?
Answer: with milk

Question : goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer; with cow's milk please

Question : freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm, think I'll just take it black

Question : would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: with sugar

Question : beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: cane sugar

Question : white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead

Question : mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: mineral water

Question : flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: Abeg, I think I'll just die of thirst. Which kind wahala be dis.

@ Jeanie
You need to join basket mouth, I go die ooo etc
anyway that was a nice one