MUST READ FOR THOSE WHO WANTS TO GET MARRY SOON!

#CASE 1

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

#CASE 2

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

#CASE 3

Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

#CASE 4

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.

#CASE 5

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."

#CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad : "That happens in most countries son."

#CASE 7

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."

#CASE 8

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes

#CASE 9

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?

#CASE 10

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

#CASE 11

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

#CASE 12

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

#CASE 13

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.

#CASE 14

A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked.
The woman replied, "A Billionaire."

Nice Piece!

Most times I wonder if marriage is really necessary! :-\

@Dagunro
Bros marriage is necessary, is just that we guys need to shine our eyes

One Luv
Jibowu

Nice 1 my Man.

thanks!

Very funny guys,you make it seem like it alwaays the Ladies (or rather wives would be appropriate) fault

THATS TRUE, EVEN WHEN GOD CREATED MAN, GOD RESTED, BUT SINCE GOD CREATED WOMAN, NEITHER HAS GOD NOR MAN SEEN ANY REST. JUST IMAGINE.....

BUT WHATEVER THE CASE MAYBE, WE STILL NEED THEM BY OURSIDE, AFTERALL...............BODY NO BE FIREWOOD O.

IT TAKES ONLY HUMANS TO HAVE EMOTIONS.

thanks just learnt alot

every tin said is pertaining to woman wot abt the man?

@adebowaletos maybe you can help us do that!
@ fidelixodelli.......... WHEN GOD CREATED MAN, GOD RESTED, BUT SINCE GOD CREATED WOMAN, NEITHER HAS GOD NOR MAN SEEN ANY REST. JUST IMAGINE..... hehehehehehe...nice one dude!

some-more u don marry. wonder if yu r speaking from personal experience. i'm sure if we give the ladies a chance they'll talk their own too. marriage was institutionalized by God.. if it was that terrible i'm sure he wud not have done that.. nways on a serious note, tots of marriage sometimes scare me too cos wetinn my babe they sometimes take my eyes c, i just dey fear. GOD, HELP US O..

marriage? hmmmn...na God go help us all.
Admittedly, daz was a 9ce piece 4rm Some-More.
Keep it up bro!

@ reargad: guy,y dis particular site every now & den...
different pple asking 4 varying amount of money 4 der so-called e-book.
am actually interested in d recharge card printing biz but d way u guys re going about d
whole stuff makes one wonda if it's actually genuine.I think u've got 2 do mo' 2 convince
d generality of d house of hw genuine or otherwise, ur biz is. 1 luv

some-more, do you know why i feel pity for you, it's because men like you who think themselves to be very smart on marriage issues make the worst marriage partners in history.If you have wisdom(which is what every man should aspire), you wouldn't make caricature of the marriage institution simply because of the varied problem encountered in marriage. If you know the purpose of marriage, you would know that the varied problems encountered in marriage is actually part of the reasons why the marriage institution is set-up (...that through the exposure of each others weaknesses, the couple gradually learns-which usually takes years-to smoothen out the rough edges of their personalities) of which the altimate aim is spiritual growth and maturity gathered through the experiences undergone in it. It doesn't matter if the union lasted into old age, ended half-way through death or divorce but the most important thing are the lessons gained which could either make or mare you. your conceited notion of the onesidedness of marital problems is appalling for an educated person( that is, if you are actually one) any sensible human being should know that as their are GOOD women and BAD women, there also are GOOD men and BAD men. use your common sense(if you have any) to imagine the varried possibilities of outcome with such combinations. IF YOU KNOW THE SERIOUSENESS OF A UNION, YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT A LAUGHING MATTER.

its obvious that you dont know God and you've not been praying well.If the foundation is faulty what can the righteous do, depending on where you met her under which circumstance and conditions you met her its good enough to make a choice but its better if you allow God to influence your choice to make a better choice. marriage is one of the experience that brings life back to you when you need it and its most enjoyed activity in the world provided you've made a good choice, God is love he commanded it and its and been working for those that put their trust in the LORD cheers really, God loves you and will give you what will give you joy and happiness and not your heart desire cos who knows it might hurt you. God bless.

Imagine !! Everybody wants to rebrand another whereas there is something withing us that needs to be rebranded and thats our mind.Somebody is airing his view/opinion and a section of this house is going against him.How many of us has taken time to read section 38 of the constitution of the fed rep of Nigeria? and if i may ask,of all the points he highlighted,which of them is not empirically correct? I just hope Prof Dora Akinyuli visits this site one day.

MARRIAGE IS PRIMARILY FOR COMPANIONSHIP BUT IT IS PITY MOST PEOPLE NOWADAYS THINK IT IS JUST FOR PROCREATION AND THAT'S WHY MOST COUPLES HAVE PROBLEMS

@silvia_nd....In as much as i appreciate that you took out time out of ur useless schedule to respond to my post, i however dont thnk that this is d appropriate forum for you to exhibit ur shallow mindedness and irrationality which if not checked will soon metamorphose to stupidity!...when reasonable people are commenting, retarded Mumu Newbie like you should keep her trap shut!
if not for the fact that ur imbecility had beclouded your sense of reasoning, you would have seen that the write up was categorized into cases, just like u have scenes in drama! did anyone tell you that it was d opinion or brain child of the poster....you fool!...it is actually an exposey on Lesbianic scalawags like you!...Imagine you and your seriousness on marriage!....I dont blame you shaa! ....after delivering a set of twins in your fathers house, y wont you b serious about Marriage? if you like, do 40 days prayn and fasting,...dat will not change the fact that you are an incurable idiot and a disgrace to womanhood!
Try and borrow a leaf 4rm matured babes in this forum like Florafab, Jeanie and even Adebowaletos.....!

@Felixodeli, My brother it will take Akunyili her life time to re-brand this specie of ignoramus ooo!...even 14 pointS agenda cannot do it oooo.....because this is a dedicated brand of Ewu Congo!
However, I profusely apologize to my fellow rational house members for this outburst!...it was triggered ...hope u guys will understand!..Thanks!
ONE LUV!

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Originally Posted by sylvia_nd

some-more, do you know why i feel pity for you, it's because men like you who think themselves to be very smart on marriage issues make the worst marriage partners in history.If you have wisdom(which is what every man should aspire), you wouldn't make caricature of the marriage institution simply because of the varied problem encountered in marriage. If you know the purpose of marriage, you would know that the varied problems encountered in marriage is actually part of the reasons why the marriage institution is set-up (...that through the exposure of each others weaknesses, the couple gradually learns-which usually takes years-to smoothen out the rough edges of their personalities) of which the altimate aim is spiritual growth and maturity gathered through the experiences undergone in it. It doesn't matter if the union lasted into old age, ended half-way through death or divorce but the most important thing are the lessons gained which could either make or mare you. your conceited notion of the onesidedness of marital problems is appalling for an educated person( that is, if you are actually one) any sensible human being should know that as their are GOOD women and BAD women, there also are GOOD men and BAD men. use your common sense(if you have any) to imagine the varried possibilities of outcome with such combinations. IF YOU KNOW THE SERIOUSENESS OF A UNION, YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT A LAUGHING MATTER.

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isnt this too strong for a humour piece?
There are better ways to stress our points without making personal reference.
So let the views continue :)

wow, wow, wow,this is really serious ooo.haba, i just flipped thru at the joke and i can't see anything wrong it it one bit,na wah oooo.pls no quarreling, no name calling ok, let us cultivate this habit of making fun out of jokes shared pls.

Wetin dey happen?????????????????????

This was meant to be a joke, not an avenue to exchange HOT words.

I suggest you guys to apologise to each other and other members of this forum, esp people than read the joke, cos i tel you, u will make some people feel gulilty for laughing at the joke, (which is what it actually is - a joke), and others wil begin to read meaning ot what they have already overlooked, it will also make people watchful of their words and not be able to express their actual self.

So apologise first, then i beleive something cud be done to the obsterities exchanged, (Right DVT?, permision granted?)

Please House. lets maintain ONE LUV

House, please permit me to re-iterate my unreserved apology to everyone, including silvia_nd! I am not really used to such outburst of anger, it was just that i was annoyed by my editor on that fateful day, and i turned over to this house to relieve the anger but only 4 it to be rekindled again by Silvia who obviously misunderstood me! it was an agression transferred!....I luv u silvia_nd and i forgive U and also wish u will do same!...
@TBABY, jeanie & florafab ...I hope am forgiven?.......One luv!