Topic: money na wah

An Irish daughter had not been home for five years. Upon her return, her
Father shouted at her: 'where have you been all these years? Why didn’t you
call? Do you know what your mum and I went through?

The girl crying replied 'Dad I became a prostitute.' You what? ''Out of
here you shameless sinner. You are a disgrace to the family''

''Okay dad, as you wish'' she said. I just came to give mum this
luxurious fur coat, keys to a ten bedroom mansion, and a $5million savings
certificate.

For you my little brother, this gold Rolex and for you dad, the sparkling
new edition Mercedes limited edition convertible that is parked outside. I
also have an invitation for you to spend New year on board my new yacht in
the Riviera and......... ......... ..

Now, shouted her dad, ''what is it you said you had become?
The girl started crying again, prostitute dad!

Oh Jesus, you scared me, I thought you said you had become a PROTESTANT!!
Come here and give your old man a big hug.

ha ha ha Money wahala! You tried sha