Topic: HUSBAND AND WIFE ISSUES

Madam Flora where you dey ?

@jibowu,
i dey my husband house

lovely one............we shld 4get joblessness 4 once

Florafeb this fight btw u and jeanie never still stop? Anyway sha congrats to u and oga, d only thing be say u no invite us come chop rice but all in all una welldone, nice jokes. I don begin see wetin i don miss since wey i never log in, well hope to log in more often.

it is really nice and of course it is the truth. more oil to ur elbow

The jokes are funny. I was bored at work and i decided to read it, now im still laughing.

Nice one. actually find myself smiling all thr.

THIS IS REALLY NICE>>>>>>>hahahahaha

very good

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton


"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Micheal Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O'Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt



First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel


"Honey, what happened to 'ladies first'?" Husband replies, "That's the reason why the world's a mess today, because a lady went first!"
David Letterman


"First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
Jay Leno

What a wonderful piece. I have always belief women are smarter than men in relationship issues. And also they are better drivers! Are u contesting this, just look at the car of ur female colleague bought same time with a male colleague and tell me ur observation