ENJOY...

COPY &

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said:
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't
my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added:
"And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.


A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very expensive joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a
drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The
greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not
my wife!"

The wife went; "aahh!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the
joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she
was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital
bed nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story;
DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T

Very hilarious!
Good lesson to be learnt; NEVER COPY IF YOU CAN'T