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  1. Mar 24th, 09, 04:30 pm #1
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    ENJOY


    GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

    PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call

    anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

    GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

    PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?

    The psychiatrist kissed the girl

    GIRL: ......Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a

    BASTARD.

    GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.

    PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?

    The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top

    GIRL:Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a

    BASTARD.

    GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.

    PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?

    The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes

    GIRL:Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a

    BASTARD.

    GIRL:But, he had sex with me!

    PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?

    The psychiatrist had sex with the girl

    GIRL:.Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a

    BASTARD.

    GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.

    PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!
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  2. Mar 24th, 09, 04:48 pm #2
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    Re: ENJOY

    nice one jeanie
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  3. Mar 24th, 09, 06:19 pm #3
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    jeanie,

    keep it up! i feel u jare.
    Inaction breeds doubt and fear.Action breeds confidence and courage.If you want 2 conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it.Go out and get busy
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  4. Mar 24th, 09, 06:24 pm #4
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    Re: ENJOY

    Nice One!

    No One Will Know You Are Honest Unless You Give Out Samples!
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  5. Mar 24th, 09, 08:23 pm #5
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    Re: ENJOY

    ha ha ha ha... I cant stop Laughing.


    cheers.
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  6. Mar 24th, 09, 10:02 pm #6
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    Re: ENJOY

    Funny! That's a nice one
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  7. Mar 25th, 09, 02:22 pm #7
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    Re: ENJOY

    na so God go continue to de punish anybody wey like Awuf!......Nice one!
    be good all the time
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  8. Mar 25th, 09, 04:44 pm #8
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    Re: ENJOY

    Jeanie!
    ha ha ha!
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  9. Mar 26th, 09, 10:25 pm #9
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    Re: ENJOY

    Its funny actually but the psychiatrist got what he deserves.
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  10. Mar 27th, 09, 11:52 am #10
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    Re: ENJOY

    Good for him- THE PSYCHIATRIST. God judgement this day na JET. instantly becos of OJUKOKORO he contacted a KILLER DISEASE, I beg make he no spread am to his wife at home so that his children will not become an orphan.

    I feel you my guy
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  11. Mar 27th, 09, 12:49 pm #11
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    Re: ENJOY

    Thanks, Jeanie!
    He Who Is Experienced Lacks Nothing.
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  12. Mar 27th, 09, 02:54 pm #12
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    Re: ENJOY

    Boy, i can't stop laughing. Keep it up bro! U are sure of a place in our world.
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  13. Mar 30th, 09, 08:30 am #13
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    Re: ENJOY

    i hope u wont kill us wt all these ur jokes. where do u get them from? so so funny. i like dat. that serves the psychiatrist right. awuf dey pudge belle.......
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