Topic: Deepest Condolences indeed!!!

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her friends were
constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally,
Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. One of her friends immediately
introduced her to someone.

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating
for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont . . Their
first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood , except
for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied: "My
breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am
still in mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the
same ............ She stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in
his birthday suit, but now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?" He replied,
"I want to offer my deepest condolences".

Lol