APARTMENT for RENT(jokes).

THIS IS TOO FUNNY ...

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
and, before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him, but he would have his
secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling
the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event had not been
worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque
for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

'Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,
because when I rented the place, I was under the
impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that:
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large.'
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250 with the following note:

'Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but you don't have enough furniture
to fill it, please do not blame me.

....hahaha!!!

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I want to rent dis Apartment!

;Dwhich apartment are u leasing?funny

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Originally Posted by dawaskee

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I want to rent dis Apartment!

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VERY FUNNY

that apartment should b earmarked for demolition..........pls who has El Rufai's number?
when others dey equip their own this days with an authomatic heat generation and control mechanism..she still dey there dey expect make person do everythn manual!....... the minister must hear this!............nice 1
ONE LUV!

Marked for demolition? what if Dora Akinyuli comes to testify that the building in question is being used to treat dinophobia and has been NAFDAC certified? I believe by then its the UTILITARIAN PRINCIPLE that will be the deciding factor

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Nice One Dude!

@felixodeli and some-more, with ur responses, i am beginning to think that u are both one person.anyway sha, i love ur posts,funny,very funny.

@jeanie Thanks for the complement,you know the essence of this forum is to job-hunt.But we should also not forget to have fun in the cause of doing it and thats why issues like these come up. Of course life itself is just too short to frown,besides it takes about 13 muscles (in the forehead)to frown and just 3 of them to smile.so i see no reason for us not to smile. Thanks once again jeanie.

i am still laughing

funny ;D ;D ;D.u are welcome felixodeli

U neva know hw creative pple can be, nice one bro

@jeanie.......photocopy no easy!...am d only original on board!