SHELL SITP 1 /MAY 2010 OUTCOME.

Hi guys and gals,
I am forced to say at this point that SHELL has promised and failed the multitude of enlightened nigerian job seekers once more.
Today will make it exactly 2 weeks and 2 days since we wrote the sitp 1 test in port-harcourt. They promised contacting people in two weeks and now... u all can judge for yourselves.
Does anyone have any explanantion to this drama!
WHEN SHALL WE BEGIN TO KEEP TO OUR WORDS IN NIGERIA!
How are we not sure that "MAN KNOW MAN" has not come in.
GOD HELP US IN THIS COUNTRY!

@Poster did u see it on their website that they will call 2 weeks time. so why castigating them. Guys were only speculating. Their source may not be too authentic. However from an existing thread a guy in UK has been contacted. so if u are in Naija, just hold on, We will hear from them. Stay Cool

your post is greatly misleading and U talking about Shell not being fair

pls, U can email shell or [email protected]
tell dem say u no longer dey intersted because U never see result

@house, d HR/those in Charge of conducting the Test may have promise 2weeks, dat doesn't mean HR/Management will not make decision on wen to invite pple for next stage.

eraproserve concluded their shortlisting for DPR Test long befor May 15th and wanted to conduct it for may 15th.
it was only this morning they effentually sent IV for the test for June 12th

GLO HR will give U a likely final stage date, but if Daddy Adenuga no ready, U go wait for enternity!!!

so @house, we should always appreciate the effort and good intention of others/coys in making life meaninful

I agree with you @Oilprince

Guys, the lady at the test actually told us 2 weeks from may 19. But my friend in shell thinks it may take a month!

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Originally Posted by ugochima

Guys, the lady at the test actually told us 2 weeks from may 19. But my friend in shell thinks it may take a month!

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yes they did, but that doesnt mean we should start calling for their Head like they did to John d baptist.

cos if we do,
d body alone no go fit employ us.

@oilprince; whither the "effentually" and "enternity"? guy, check your english.

Some ppl either want to draw attention to themselves or make a fool out of themselves. This is very unnecessary. Anyone who feels lied to can contact Shell and also tell them that they have no intentions os working for a company that can't keep 2 their words while they r at it.

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Originally Posted by sodishell

@oilprince; whither the "effentually" and "enternity"? guy, check your english.

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Mr. English Master, U 4 ask me to register 4 ur skool instead.
as U sabi english well well, why not correct the spelling, giv d right Verb form or rephrase my statement.

oh, U can't....?

I made a statement which I bliv was comprehended by others.

If na my English U com do for here, maybe my pigin/broking go break your head to pieces!!!

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Originally Posted by sodishell

@oilprince; whither the "effentually" and "enternity"? guy, check your english.

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with all your sabi sabi, U still dey naijahotjobs dey find Job like myself?

@oilprince,easy my friend,u 'v been a great pesson to dis forum.so do not let sodishell get on ur nerves.JUST HOLD N SQUEEZE GENTLY UR EARS N SAY HOOSAAAA.@sodishell,we both know its a typographic error,no offenses though.pls next tym correct in a diplomatic n friendly way.so lets all be hapi cuz sometin good is comin.

@ALL I mean GREAT PERSON.@ SODISHELL,now u see wat i am talking about.MISTAKES HAPPEN.U know I personally define MAN as "BORN TO MAKE MISTAKES" cos he his not GOD

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Originally Posted by surjman

@oilprince,... do not let sodishell get on ur nerves.JUST HOLD N SQUEEZE GENTLY UR EARS N SAY HOOSAAAA.

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@surjman: u really remind me of that movie by Martin Lawrence ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Originally Posted by AROOJ4LIFE

Hi guys and gals,
I am forced to say at this point that SHELL has promised and failed the multitude of enlightened nigerian job seekers once more.
Today will make it exactly 2 weeks and 2 days since we wrote the sitp 1 test in port-harcourt. They promised contacting people in two weeks and now... u all can judge for yourselves.
Does anyone have any explanantion to this drama!
WHEN SHALL WE BEGIN TO KEEP TO OUR WORDS IN NIGERIA!
How are we not sure that "MAN KNOW MAN" has not come in.
GOD HELP US IN THIS COUNTRY!

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Originally Posted by AROOJ4LIFE

Hi guys and gals,
I am forced to say at this point that SHELL has promised and failed the multitude of enlightened nigerian job seekers once more.
Today will make it exactly 2 weeks and 2 days since we wrote the sitp 1 test in port-harcourt. They promised contacting people in two weeks and now... u all can judge for yourselves.
Does anyone have any explanantion to this drama!
WHEN SHALL WE BEGIN TO KEEP TO OUR WORDS IN NIGERIA!
How are we not sure that "MAN KNOW MAN" has not come in.
GOD HELP US IN THIS COUNTRY!

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Mr man, if u think shell is not reliable enough for your moral standards please dont work there. Stop saying these things. U mention keeping words in nigeria as if as companies in the UK and US dont delay contract executions, let alone assessment feedback. The real question is "WHEN SHALL PEOPLE LIKE U EXERCISE PATIENCE?"

I wonder why ppl have all of a sudden develop HIGH FEVER on this SHELL thingy... The guys that were employed last year waited anxiously for about 6months.... I wonder why those of us in this dispensation no fit exercise a little patience.... Anyway sha, i am confident of the fact that once they start calling this honourable house 'd get to know.....
@Oilprince were u art the PWC test??? cos i thot u shld ve been there....

Guys dnt kill urslfs, shell get intouch wen they r ready. So 4 nw concentrate of somtin else

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Originally Posted by Ufuoma77

@Oilprince were u art the PWC test??? cos i thot u shld ve been there....

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@Ufuoma, I am yet to master dat gzl formular. hope ur PWC was xcelent like Shell.
Hegoat.... and other DPR info. guys don disintegrate. guys without DPR IV are "kipin hope aliv"
any-way, na-way.
wel-da DPR, Shell, PWC, Total.... by the grrace of God, we shal reach the "Pinacle of our success".

but 4 now, na 2 make U turn back 2 lagos.

surjman, no mind dat sodishell guy!!! e want me to "mind my lingua" wen African Magic and Joburg guys dey learn our lingua.

Patience itself is a virtue.

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Originally Posted by oilprince

with all your sabi sabi, U still dey naijahotjobs dey find Job like myself?

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@Oilprince; for your info, i am not a job seeker. I have been working with SPDC for 9 years now as a senior HR personnel. Send me your details, then i'll check out how you fared in the Verbal Reasoning test.

lol

@ sodishell: Bros you can lie oh ... :o

@Sodishell:please sir sorry for any insults on u.Help me check how I faired my name n exam no. is as follows:
OBT,419.feed me back Mr.HR

Sodishell.

Anyone can choose any username as we have all seen with he-goat-in-nigeria. Don't deceive urself with the shell in ur name. If u were really a senior staff of shell u wud want to keep that underground in order not to attract too much attention 2 urself and u wud also be too old to engage urself in all these childish acts here on this forum.

@Sodishell dont mind them I believe you, even I am a senior HR Angel in heaven, send me your details and I'll tell you how you are fairing in in the book life.

Lol@god_speed. So funny.

Lwkmd.Really enjoying this.but pals let's not fill up the pages of the forum with jokes.statistics now show this thread is 40% joke n 60% serious facts so no more digressing.LET'S GET BACK TO BINESS

Na wah ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@xtasy4mula; i am trying to match your face with all the pictures in our data base and you'll see the result.

LWKMD @ Sodishell: No vex,me I didnt make the list for SITP candidates,but I fit mail u my CV?

@Sodishell I'm trying to match your queer mentality with all the people in the book life, I most confess I never see am OO!!

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Originally Posted by sodishell

@Oilprince; for your info, i am not a job seeker. I have been working with SPDC for 9 years now as a senior HR personnel. Send me your details, then i'll check out how you fared in the Verbal Reasoning test.

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lol, LWKMD o.....
;D ;D ;D

dis guy no go false me into early retirement o... !!!

over too know,
U c your sef?, U just dey fall your hand any how....

U know my details already,
Name - Oil Prince
ref No. Nil

Mr. HR, do you mean
"Spare Parts Drivers Association" SPDC?

@house, millions of thanks o...

abi na
"Spare Parts Drivers Council" SPDC?

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Originally Posted by god_speed

@Sodishell dont mind them I believe you, even I am a senior HR Angel in heaven, send me your details and I'll tell you how you are fairing in in the book life.

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haha hehe henhenhenhen........so funny......sodi abeg no raise boyz hope....i for one am a very iwe na-ewe job seeker

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Originally Posted by oilprince

lol, LWKMD o.....
;D ;D ;D

dis guy no go false me into early retirement o...

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@Oilprince: I am tired of your very bad english, are you sure you are a graduate? you know, People who actually graduated from one of these local polytechnics should not be on this forum. Imagine, " false me into early..." you can't even use simple and correct english language.
On your next post, i don't want to see you using incorrect english, it sucks!!!

@sodisheel, abeg no blame the guy, na him keyboard wey no complete

oilprince take it easy wit dt dude cos in d battle bw d waters & d hills, d latter gives way 4 d waters. ur message was clearly understood. i was curious wen i saw [email protected] cos d name seems similar 2 mine. God will help us all.

Hmm

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Originally Posted by jack_bauer

@sodisheel, abeg no blame the guy, na him keyboard wey no complete

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LOL so much my wings hurt.

@Sodishell Judge not that yea be not judged...which one be correct english inside pidgin english my friend your cup done pass half OO!!