SHELL

I just got an invitation from shell for finall assessment. God is good

@naughty i hope ur info is authentic cos u re abt to stir up a whole lot of dust...... pls if u can giv a little proof that 'd be appreciated..... thanks :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

@ufuoma77 I second
@naughty a sample of d IV will b just fine.

Bros please kind assist in authenticating this ooooooooooooo

@naughty,
I hope you are not trying to be naughty :o :o (just kidding!)
Kindly copy the letter of invitation and post it on this forum as a proof. Pls don't forget to remove your name and any Personal Identification number before posting. ??? ???
Thanks!

Mr Naughty seems fishy....check out a new thread where he also has "a cousin who is a Senior Engr" with DPR saying shortlisting has been done...
Anywayz, let's wait & see if he will accede to god_speed's request...

If u check my previous postings well, u will notice that I said that I had an interview with Shell Netherlands, my recruitment is with Shell Europe. I live in the UK but the applications were made at the same time when u guys made yours. They dont write aptitude tests here.
For my friend who said I'm fishy, don't take everybody to be the same. They have compiled the list of successful candidates and are going to shortlist soon. Probably, the test might come up this June.
I advise you to be prayerful rather than be attcking people with good information for you.

Wish you guys well in all the job hunt.

I cant even do anything meaningful anymore since i saw this "naughty"'s post..... My whole hands are shaking and my heart beating.... i jst got a call thru to a friend in SHELL and he says he is not aware of anything like that but he would find out.... i even checked my application status.... it has not changed o!..... this "naughty" guy (u are a guy i presume) wan kill me wit ANXIETY... ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

@naughty - why did u choose this nick name, i dont feel comfortable addressing u as naughty.... anyway, u ve cleared the air a bit..... urs is with SHELL Europe, we dey for Naija..... Oh pls dont mix it all up.... but i guess we 'd all ve to work wit the 2weeks notification for may 20th.... So i get on my knees right about now!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :)

@naughty,
Apologies. Initially thought you were joking. :-[ All the best in your interview.

@Ufuoma77 Just relax, until there are 2 or 3 testifiers u really need not panic, It is well.

Mr Naughty, plz notice I wasn't definite on my suspicion, as I know very well that I could be wrong; all I was just trynna do was analyse things logically. Besides, I presume you can deduce the pulse of the house on this Shell thangy...everybody is edgy & over-expectant...sorry if I touched a nerve.
Meanwhile, thanks for clearing the air & the other info; that's the essence of this house. Plz don't be deterred from future contributions.
One love!

@god_speed thanks.... really i want that job real bad... not to mean that i need it more than the rest of u guys..... naughty really put off the fun for my day with that news.....

@Ufuoma77 I dont think our application status will change for the next stage, which I presume will be interviews. The next status update would final assessment which will b after interviews.

@god_speed My fingers are crossed, my seat reclined and i am jst w8n now.... thanks

:)Easy lads, it is well...
ufuoma, I guess Boiz aint smilin at all eh?

Fucking expensive joke. Pls be serious in wat you post.

House i wonder y people mind dey cut.Recall that shell will first contact unsuccessful people before calling the successful ones for SRD.

Lord i pray for your grace to pass thru d many Shell gates. May God grant each of us his mercy.

At this point it is God's devine favour we all require.

House be calm.

Regards.

O! boy person fit get hypertension from this issue ooo...................i virtually heard my heart beat very loud after i read the subject..........abeg oo make una no give person high blood pressure at this young age ooooooo...............

LAUGH WAN KILL ME DIE. Best laugh i had all day. Ufoma calm down now abeg! If you see appointment letter now you fit faint oh.

lol...what the full meaning of SRD?

@col umar Shell Recruitment Day(SRD)....
@All i guess i have been able to catch all man's attention.... But really guys why person go calm down now when somebody wan give me Hypertension.... Anyway sha thank GOd He got it all cleared....

Lord have mercy, 1k box for the person wen start this thread. I came back from work with terrible headache.But after reading all the posts below my earlier post, I LAUGHED MY BEST 2010 LAUGHTER TO THE POINT that my friend dey ask me if i dey ok. Miraculously my terrible headache done go after the laughter.

Honestly, if person dey develop hrt attack for SRD IV.I can imagine if the same person win that Etisalat 1million dollar. Am sure he/she go just collapse.

Abeg make we all relax. Anyway i dont blame people wey dey fear oh.May be i wud have don worst if i hadn't found myself already working in the petroleum sector.

@nero thanks for the advice... really i didnt get hypertensive o!, i was jst taken aback by the info... It really unsettled me... I guess ur advice is that of keeping ur health intact... We all get there in Jesus name.... I do understand that part....
@jpp - Good one there... na u understand why boiz wan run mental on top this kind post... I am glad to hear that the show in here sent your Headache packing.... Thats the spirit.... all man dey w8 for the next best thing o!

Ufuoma77

All i can say is that may God help define each of us' destiny.

Someone prayed for Shell, got shell and hadly 1 year died. That is NOT to say the same trend will follow for others. My point is that, we shud put our best possible for our desire as though no God while praying to God for his grace and direction as though we never applied single effort.

Na wa 4 some pple oh. Make person no faint o

@jpp well said.... that shall not be our portion o!!!!

@house
God dey 4 our side, so no shaking. Laugh one kill me for here o!

relax your mind bro,
na anxiety one of my friend take fall out for SRD 2008.
another one na High blood pressure and high cholesterol level

are u serious on this...........................aaaaaaahhhhhh na him be say i go start to dey jog every morning be that o..... and dey go check my system very well for necessary treatments before the time reach

I have started doing the sit ups so that i go dey trimmed...... lwkmd, wetin concern cholesterol level with job appointment again..... na wa ooooooooooooooooooo

This one that guys want to start jogging and doing push-up I hope that this one will not turn to Immigration Recruitment where guys where running for their lives. Some ppl even fainted while others collapsed and died all running to get the same job. I would advice ppl trying to stay fit to watch the upcoming World Cup and try out any new skills they see, it will help.

this naughty guy has really increased my anxiety.

ha ha ha ha ha! sit-up it is.

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This one that guys want to start jogging and doing push-up I hope that this one will not turn to Immigration Recruitment where guys where running for their lives. Some ppl even fainted while others collapsed and died all running to get the same job. I would advice ppl trying to stay fit to watch the upcoming World Cup and try out any new skills they see, it will help.

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My brother I no fit shout! I still dey watch d drama as e dey unfold

::) any new info.

lol. @all: e go better. @ufoma: u better stop those shaky hands cos what will be will be, we've done our part ok? @naughty: u would have just naughty given us a stroke. lol.

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please oh make una stay alive to see the SRD this one way people don dey get hyper. Its all good this week has come to an end lets wait for next week. its even good to reduce the tension. Its well.

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lol. @all: e go better. @ufoma: u better stop those shaky hands cos what will be will be, we've done our part ok? @naughty: u would have just naughty given us a stroke. lol.
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i quite disagree with what will be will be cos if you have a land that you want to plant something whether you plant or not something must grow on it say grass which is unwanted so the best is say what you want to be and it will be. Lets all learn to plant the right seeds to get great harvest
thanks

Let keep praying to God for miracle, i know he is more than able

hmm, guyz wetin dey? any info? cos know there's no smoke without fire...anyway, IT IS WELL!

luv the house.