A new thread for NNPC Hopefuls

[sSYGgi]

@oluwasanmisamuel................................. .. gaddemm!! just this ur words ? bet me if u near making the list!!....pls go ahead say more, i like ignorant fools like u!!!!

[OJIE 1]

@sSYGgi; e be like say the sku wey u go na drugs u go take for there........na only God fit help ur situation.....or better still we go send NDLEA go help solve ur case......SICK ONE

[ABCD123]

Good morn the good and the bad.. What is all this Gaddemm all about.? I can see very clearly, seems mad people have started joining the thread..o

Vin20 must've introduced the thread to his inmates/friends in the hospital.. Thats why scatered usernames like sSYGgi to gaddemm the thread more.

Be expecting more..

[ABCD123]

Good morn the good and the bad.. What is all this Gaddemm all about.? I can see very clearly, seems mad people have started joining the thread..o

Vin20 must've introduced the thread to his inmates/friends in the hospital.. Thats why scatered and mentally positioned usernames like sSYGgi are here to gaddemm the thread more.

Be expecting more of this people...

[ABCD123]

A plane is about to crash, there are only 5 people on the plane-MESSI, ALIKO, POPE, JONATHAN AND A STUDENT, and there are just 4 parashutes. MESSI took 1 and said am the world best, ALIKO DANGOTE took one and said i am the richest of africa, G.JONATHAN took 1 and said i am the smartest president in the world and he too jump down frm the plane, so the POPE and STUDENT remaining on the plane and only 1 parashut left, the POPE said young girl you can go i will stay, So the girl replied no there're are 2 parashut, cos EBELE JONATHAN took my school bag not the parashut...

[oluwasanmisamuel]

@sSYGgi, it is just a pity but i just hv to inform u dat u are a disgrace to dis thread. u and ur frend 'abc123' are just too immarture to be here.

[smokee]

oboy, i think u are still in secondary skul. dis is not a forum for jambites. off immediately, ok.

[nne_mak]

Reality on alighter note:
After returning telephone flash from my aboki gateman yesterday;
Aboki : Oga I getam for leta
Me: which letter ? From where?
Aboki: Oga leta I come from postoffice
Me: "thinking maybe these rumor in nhj is right afterall o". Ok Adamu, keep the letter I would ask my friend ABC123 to come and confirm the content of the letter!
Aboki: ok Ogan so my friend I go come ?
Me: yes!
Since am on vacation I put a call to ABC123 to help me confirm wit my gateman d content a letter he recived, thinkin he would not go since its about 4hr drive frm my end to his! I was shocked he tookoff after my call n called me in 2hrs time.
Abc123: my guy how far? Sorry am at ur place wit ur gateman o
ME: this nite?
ABC123: I couldn't wait o, I drove 160per hour. I thout nnpc sent u leta!
Me: so what's the content of d leta cos its email I get n not postoffice mails
Abc: well its GTB dividen warrant!
Me: lwkmh

[alphaj]

@nne_mak: this is a very nice post on one of the most entertaining thread I've ever followed.

[ABCD123]

Back in those days, nne_mark's husband picks up a mirror lying in the field, but never having seen one before, does not know what it is. When he looks at it, he is shocked and scared because the face he sees looks just like his dead father, who he misses very much. Every time he gets sad and misses his father, he looks into the mirror and cries his eyes out. his wife nne_mark sees this from time to time and wonders what is going on until one day she grabs the mirror from him. She looks in the mirror and sees the ugliest woman she has ever seen in her life and smacks her husband head with the mirrow screaming: "You dog, Is it this ugly old mistress you are crying over? Why are u doing this to me..

[edalob]

Back in those days, nne_mark's husband picks up a mirror lying in the field, but never having seen one before, does not know what it is. When he looks at it, he is shocked and scared because the face he sees looks just like his dead father, who he misses very much. Every time he gets sad and misses his father, he looks into the mirror and cries his eyes out. his wife nne_mark sees this from time to time and wonders what is going on until one day she grabs the mirror from him. She looks in the mirror and sees the ugliest woman she has ever seen in her life and smacks her husband head with the mirrow screaming: "You dog, Is it this ugly old mistress you are crying over? Why are u doing this to me..

Laugh don kill me die. I still dey roll for ground.

[nne_mak]

@ABC123
L̳̿☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺L̳̿. At lest nne_mak came last in a contest ur mum came 1st


The most Ugly creature in d world!!!!!
That's the 100 crown from d same compition that ur family has always won!!!
Bravo!!!!!

[4gkevin]

Many have keep criticizing this ssSgy, ABC123 and others, but going through their comments logically, one can take advantage of the parts necessary and leave they silly one if any, without responding to them. House we need to work out a modality to realize more money for our publication. That should be our aim now before the new NNPC management takes decision about the recruitment. The publication will act as reference point and any decision to be taken will consider the possible responses. @Bebrief: Pls update the house.