A new thread for NNPC Hopefuls

@Hayatou, i would have practically ignored ur comment rather than give it undue attention. I assume i do not know the meaning or usage of metaphor but i am 100% sure that statement isn't a cognitive metaphor (the association of object to an experience outside the object's environment). For you to have referred to me as possessing ".. meagre stock of vocabulary" shows how shallow minded you are and empty you are. I can logically conclude u're suffering from intellectual liquidation. If you don't know what to say SHUT UP and don't confuse us.
I repeat Educational food chain is no metaphorical statement.

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Originally Posted by Hayatou Jega

@ meet tope. This is unrealistic over correction from ur side. '' EDUCATIONAL FOOD CHAIN'' is a simple Metaphor like ''Growing Nation'' etc. nations are not living creatures, they're literally incapable of growth, yet the expression is accepted. pls revisit ur high School note on English Literature, or read something on figures of speech. Pls criticise wisely don't contaminate Knowledge or restrict English to ur meagre stock of vocabulary.

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Bro, we don't do this kind of thing here. Pls, go back to the DPR thread.

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Originally Posted by ABCD123

You are an unimaginable fool called PIB

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Spirit of confusion thrown in the forum sumersault and DIEEEEE, Any meeting that must hold in NNPC that will not favour the "HOPEFULS" scatter by fire. Open your mouths and fire prayer.

Spirit of confusion thrown in the forum sumersault and DIEEEEE, Any meeting that must hold in NNPC that will not favour the "HOPEFULS" scatter by fire. Open your mouths and fire prayer.

I don,t think their will be new recruitment this year in nnpc bcos it was not disclose during budget presentation as in the case of dpr that we heard will take new 200 candidate,s this yr around 3rd quarter,during their budget presentation, i need clearification pls

For those calling people hypocrites please allow God to judge so that your judgement will not be stiffer. Please lets reduce our 'never to materialise predictions' and pray more. God is about to do something in our lives. No one told me this. I heard it from God. Can He say a thing and would not bring it to pass?

Pls who knows the out come of the normal last wednessday of every month top management meeting,bcos whatever their discuss and agree will be forwarded to the board for final approval,

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Originally Posted by vin20

Pls who knows the out come of the normal last wednessday of every month top management meeting,bcos whatever their discuss and agree will be forwarded to the board for final approval,

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so its no longer last Saturday?

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Originally Posted by Bebrief

A new bit of information. I visited DHL office in Abuja where I was told they are yet to receive any letters after the interview invitations. I also spoke with DHL's NNPC desk officer on phone and who confirmed what I was told at their office, but he admitted the letters are anticipated anytime soon and he will inform me when it's received for dispatch.

Let's continue in prayers and keep hope alive!

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Permit my asking but how on earth does he know that letters r being anticipated? And is there any post like dhl nnpc desk officer. Wonders shall never end. This forum is a real comedy central.

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Originally Posted by sidimury

so its no longer last Saturday?

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my frd 2nd saturday of every month is board meeting, while last wedness of every month is top management meeting ok

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Originally Posted by sidimury

so its no longer last Saturday?

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my frd 2nd saturday of every month is board meeting, while last wednessday of every month is top management meeting ok

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Originally Posted by vin20

my frd 2nd saturday of every month is board meeting, while last wednessday of every month is top management meeting ok

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you are very funny ohh.lol

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Originally Posted by Hafeezyks

you are very funny ohh.lol

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you seems to know much about NNPC when are the letters coming??? A. After passage of PIB B. After board meeting to hold 2nd saturday of this month C. After top management meeting on last wednesday of this month D. Before the end of the first quarter of this year E. Let me ask my source. My freind Vin20 which one is your final answer???

hafyz why are u making fun of vin20 again?The laters are definately coming next week......got this directly from above.

No be reliable source again, now na 'from above' hmmmmm! Wondering shall cease not on NHJ community

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Originally Posted by xtramindone

hafyz why are u making fun of vin20 again?The laters are definately coming next week......got this directly from above.

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From above..... Directly from above.... As in, from God? The Presidency? The Petroleum Ministry? From the management of NNPC? Or Austin himself? Sure this "protracted" wait is not turning us to something else? Na wa o!

He works in nnpc n he has been given directiv 2 dispatch d letters next wk,anybd can b here oh,d minister can b here 2.

Next week starting today 4th or next week starting 11th?

Its rude to use "My Friend" or "OK" when ever you respond to people's comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS LIKE SHOUTING.
Pls VIN be still and see the salvation of the lord.
You are a strong person, given the way u often have bounced back from events/failed informaz that will shut other ppl up!!! But consider ppl whose hearts are lifted & dampend from your every post, the effects are not healthy for the body and mind.
Pls restrain yourself. quoting @walesam "it is well".

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Originally Posted by vin20

my frd 2nd saturday of every month is board meeting, while last wednessday of every month is top management meeting ok

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next week,,,the beginning of a renewed HOPE!

I think it will be be in the best interest of everybody to take this nnpc issue off the mind now. It is clear that all who has been coming here to give dates are rather speculating. If nnpc will be, it will be. The whole issue has been turned into one big chunk of joke by us. This does no one any good. No need for any more speculation as all that have been said in the past have ended up to be some bunch of hearsay and lies. People should focus on other things and let nnpc decide whether they will distribute letters or not for peace sake.

@ALL: Why is it that when something is not coming our way we tend to blame it on the devil or some kind of evil spirit? We also like proclamation of FAITH when, actually, we don't have any. If you know that you serve the living God, and that you have faith and you truly believe, in your heart, that He will do it. Then you don't need to tell me. Let it be within you and between you and God. Those who are born again and who have true faith will not proclaim it here or elsewhere. It just shows in your daily dealing with people without you even saying a word. Otherwise, you're just deceiving yourself coming here to pray, quote bible passages and all what not because God can NOT be mocked. Now to NNPC matter. It is an established truism that a man cannot invite a stranger into his home when his home is not in order. Therefore, my brother-man and my sister-woman, NNPC will invite you in if, and only if, its house is in order. And to those information mongers and those proclaiming faith. Stop waisting your time. Stop the anxiety and sheer hypocrisy and show of frustration and unbelieve. They are all unneccessary, trust me. Some of you are like women. They love to be told what they want to hear. My advise - don't take NNPC seriously lest you'll be heart broken.

ok! This is from a very very reliable source. Directives have been given for despatch of e-letters and hard copy mails to successful applicants on 12th Mar, 2013.

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Originally Posted by davo3286

@ALL: Why is it that when something is not coming our way we tend to blame it on the devil or some kind of evil spirit? We also like proclamation of FAITH when, actually, we don't have any. If you know that you serve the living God, and that you have faith and you truly believe, in your heart, that He will do it. Then you don't need to tell me. Let it be within you and between you and God. Those who are born again and who have true faith will not proclaim it here or elsewhere. It just shows in your daily dealing with people without you even saying a word. Otherwise, you're just deceiving yourself coming here to pray, quote bible passages and all what not because God can NOT be mocked. Now to NNPC matter. It is an established truism that a man cannot invite a stranger into his home when his home is not in order. Therefore, my brother-man and my sister-woman, NNPC will invite you in if, and only if, its house is in order. And to those information mongers and those proclaiming faith. Stop waisting your time. Stop the anxiety and sheer hypocrisy and show of frustration and unbelieve. They are all unneccessary, trust me. Some of you are like women. They love to be told what they want to hear. My advise - don't take NNPC seriously lest you'll be heart broken.

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OMG! Pls bro where's ur 'LIKE' button?

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Originally Posted by kafox

ok! This is from a very very reliable source. Directives have been given for despatch of e-letters and hard copy mails to successful applicants on 12th Mar, 2013.

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..................................2013??

Lol.
Y not 2014 . After we have built 10 more refineries.

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Originally Posted by kafox

ok! This is from a very very reliable source. Directives have been given for despatch of e-letters and hard copy mails to successful applicants on 12th Mar, 2013.

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Originally Posted by kafox

OMG! Pls bro where's ur 'LIKE' button?

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like button from a mobile device? u gat to be 'aldulting' me

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Originally Posted by BUO

like button from a mobile device? u gat to be 'aldulting' me

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If you click on that 'Go to full site' link at the bottom of the page, it loads the page in a better format. You can 'like' that way but commenting and replying comments is better done in the mobile format. To return to that mobile format, there's an option bar with desktop or mobile links. I come here via mobile, quite easily.

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Originally Posted by H.G.I.S

Lol.
Y not 2014 . After we have built 10 more refineries.

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This will be bcos of PIB, the industry will be bouyant then.. So pls all, call ur frnds. Letters are running coming.. Work go kill person by then

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Originally Posted by H.G.I.S

Lol.
Y not 2014 . After we have built 10 more refineries.

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i taya ooo!

This thread has become one BIG JOKE!!! Sometimes I come here to ease the tension after a very tiring day. And whats more....... I have added more vocabulary to my already filled up grammar book. I sub-titled it "Petrobulary."

@Kafox, if you are resuming in 2013, it means you were not sucessful in this about to be concluded recruitment. accept my most sincere sympathy from the most secret temple of my soul for your inability to make the list, It is part of the reality of life, man proposes but God calls the shot. kindly watchout for the NNPC advert which would give room for your resumption in 2013. As for me, myself and I, as well as all hopefuls with genuine faith, we are resuming this year.

This thread is for "NNPC HOPEFULS". Your language will locate you. Any spirit on assignment to distabilize, to shatter, and kill the desires of the "HOPEFULS" sumersault and DIEEEEE in Jesus name.

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Originally Posted by kafox

ok! This is from a very very reliable source. Directives have been given for despatch of e-letters and hard copy mails to successful applicants on 12th Mar, 2013.

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I am sure you people know he meant 12th march 2012.please let us be serious here.

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Originally Posted by the chosen one

I am sure you people know he meant 12th march 2012.please let us be serious here.

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Watch the statement, u will see it more of a mockery than realitity. He actually meant 2013!

it's for it in the statement '...u will see it more of a mockery...'

A new thread for laughing out your stress.:-D This must be the most anticipated recruitment exercise in the world.Is it the money?Is it the career prospects?Everyone gives out "reliable" information so people would get their hopes unnecessarily high and then have it completely dashed.MOVE ON PEOPLE...

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Originally Posted by the chosen one

I am sure you people know he meant 12th march 2012.please let us be serious here.

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That's because you've not been conversant with kafox's posts before. He actually meant 2013. Him, davo-whatever..... They like making mockery of every posts.

Thanx jare!! Smart guy. On a lighter note, AVB has jst been sacked. Bad news.....given dat am a Portuguese.

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Originally Posted by seunlove

@Kafox, if you are resuming in 2013, it means you were not sucessful in this about to be concluded recruitment. accept my most sincere sympathy from the most secret temple of my soul for your inability to make the list, It is part of the reality of life, man proposes but God calls the shot. kindly watchout for the NNPC advert which would give room for your resumption in 2013. As for me, myself and I, as well as all hopefuls with genuine faith, we are resuming this year.

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