Conoil Recruiting Management Trainees!!!

Can You Manage a Multi-Billion Naira Investment? Outside its traditional business of fuel retailing, Conoil also has a huge investment in Non-Fuel Retail Business (NFR) which includes, but not limited to, its numerous Bullmart (shops) at its filling stations across the country. The company also boasts of numerous high value property in choice areas in Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt, Kano and other parts of the country. Its vision to turn its filling stations to one-stop centres where you can fill your tank, fill your boot and fill your stomach has necessitated the hunt for a versatile, dynamic and driven individual to manage and develop this multi-billion naira investment into a world class brand and be the dominant leader in Nigeria. Position: Management Trainees(MGT/2012) Duties & Responsibilities Design, develop and implement strategies to grow Non Fuel Retail Business with the goal of increasing the company's overall revenue Develop strategic framework that will culminate in the development and implementation of winning marketing initiatives to support steady business growth Lead the development and implementation of the
company's business tie-ups, rentals fixing and collections Identify and recommend from time to time, suitable strategic locations for rollout of new NFR business Ensure speedy processing of new tenants, tie-ups and legal agreement in all company owned retail stations pan Nigeria
Supervise the reconciliation of dealers' accounts at all times Education First degree with minimum of 2nd class lower division obtained full time from a recognised university in any field of study. Other qualification(s) in relevant areas will be an added advantage. Key Competency and Behaviour A strategic thinker and creative leader, capable of taking bold entrepreneurial steps to transform the way the industry delivers petroleum sales / marketing Proven track record in business goal management Strong sales and market development experience Informed in the market competitive structure, Working knowledge of delivery, operations and MIS systems Applications Excellent interpersonal and networking skills Effective writing and presentation skills Method of Application To apply, please quote “MGT/2012” as the subject of your mail and
send your current curriculum vitae to us at [email protected]

All applications will be treated in confidence. Only short listed april fooled candidates will be contacted.
Deadline: 12pm, 1st April, 2012.
Goodluck.

Funny u guy.. Hapy new mnth

Baba musco, omo na wa u o. Kai! I fell for this

Hahahaha!!! Musco done finish me. I done dey hpy for my mind already self say i go work for conoil

Wanna try football management. . .check this . . Its free. .
http://www.footiemanager.com/?rid=4554

No be small april fool oh! Was about sending the cv nw

Chief musco haba,u just made me scream and loose concentration in church,May God forgive u.Anyway happy new month to all naijahotjobbers,I pray dis month will lead us to our desired job.Amen. Musco baba welldone.

Hahahahahahaha...... Musco u too funny,wish all naijajobbers happy new month,and pray dt dis month will lauch us into our dream jobs.

chei...i don already open my hotmail, uploaded my cv..then I realized the prank...Musco your a badt guy!!

@musco...make I no lie, ur post caught my attention for somewhile. I pray we all get our dream job.

wow, musco u rily got me dere,was so excited. Happy new month

There's a public school in Egbe area of Ikotun, Lagos, popularly known as MUSCO (Muslim College). Until some years ago, guys from that school were among the craziest pranksters Nigeria could boast of. Oga Musco, I see you're repping your people wella. You almost got me there. God will answer us all with good jobs.

There's a public school in Egbe area of Ikotun, Lagos, popularly known as MUSCO (Muslim College). Until some years ago, guys from that school were among the craziest pranksters Nigeria could boast of. Oga Musco, I see you're repping your people wella. You almost got me there.
@biggyflame, u too need the forgiveness o. Why you go dey browse inside church na? Everyone, April is our month to testify. God will answer us all with good jobs. Happy new month.

Oga Musco, abeg if na play stop am.
See d way boiz dey ginger b4.

God punish una......

Which kin xpnsv joke b dat? E joor o......

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God punish una......

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Haba bros. E never reach like that now.

Hahahahahahhaahhaaha... Omo see hrtbit......... Anyway happy new month to all naijajobbers. Best of luck

You r all amazing. I know that this month won't only be for "FOOLS" rather it will also be for testimonies

I ws actually enjoying d initial part of d advert until i got 2 d "aprilfool" stuff. Anyway,thank God we were nt "aprilfooled" further.( so sori abt d initial outbst). Wishg evry1 a great month. Api April to us all

Oga Musco.....u 2 much!

i sent my cv, it went through.
i tried to send a friend's cv, but it bounced back each time, for like ten times.
house members, is it possible that conoil program their email in such a way that it doesn't accept more than one cv from a computer. happy april fool day.

=))º°???°º?a?a?aº°???°º??=)) I don laff tire. Oga musco nice one.

Oga Musco, God knw ur house address, see the way i paid attention frm d beginning of d post till i saw the email address. Nice wrk bro, u caught most of us!!!! lolz. Wishing all of us a Blessing full April!

na wa oo. I wuz readin wt so much attention til i got 2 d aprilfool stuff. Nice 1 anyway.

guy gud to c u and gud 1 4d hrtbit stuff......kip d flag flying. Adios

From my observation, MUSCO MUST BE A STAFF OF NAIJAHOTJOBS.....

We wont kill ourselves hunting for jobs.i think we need this kind of prank once in a while.
I wish all of us Godspeed.

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From my observation, MUSCO MUST BE A STAFF OF NAIJAHOTJOBS.....

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that is if he's not the owner.i have asked him before and he denied.musco! Tell us the truth.

who is musco?

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Originally Posted by batunce

i sent my cv, it went through.
i tried to send a friend's cv, but it bounced back each time, for like ten times.
house members, is it possible that conoil program their email in such a way that it doesn't accept more than one cv from a computer. happy april fool day.

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Lol.......dis is furthering the April fool. I almost thought he was serious dat he sent and was asking humly for advise until i saw the "happy April fool day"
Anyway, for me dis Joke is neither expensive nor offensive................ I call it Comic relief. God shall see us tru in dis April.

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Originally Posted by bobkezel

that is if he's not the owner.i have asked him before and he denied.musco! Tell us the truth.

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am nt d owner o o o o o o o o. Am just here to give assistance in my own little way. Hahahahaha

if i hear.

Hahaha, so funny, i enjoyed that.

hello house d email is not going?

Keep sending it.....

hahahah,this is so funny.

intrstn! som pple r stil in d cloud.

musco, l suspect u re a staff here, dnt tell me since u joined dis forum since 2008, u re still unemployed wt all dis latest job info u always dish out. u be naija na, u no hw we hoard info wen its doing odas gud and we re nt enjoying d benefits ourself.

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Can You Manage a Multi-Billion Naira Investment? Outside its traditional business of fuel retailing, Conoil also has a huge investment in Non-Fuel Retail Business (NFR) which includes, but not limited to, its numerous Bullmart (shops) at its filling stations across the country. The company also boasts of numerous high value property in choice areas in Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt, Kano and other parts of the country. Its vision to turn its filling stations to one-stop centres where you can fill your tank, fill your boot and fill your stomach has necessitated the hunt for a versatile, dynamic and driven individual to manage and develop this multi-billion naira investment into a world class brand and be the dominant leader in Nigeria. Position: Management Trainees(MGT/2012) Duties & Responsibilities Design, develop and implement strategies to grow Non Fuel Retail Business with the goal of increasing the company's overall revenue Develop strategic framework that will culminate in the development and implementation of winning marketing initiatives to support steady business growth Lead the development and implementation of the
company's business tie-ups, rentals fixing and collections Identify and recommend from time to time, suitable strategic locations for rollout of new NFR business Ensure speedy processing of new tenants, tie-ups and legal agreement in all company owned retail stations pan Nigeria
Supervise the reconciliation of dealers' accounts at all times Education First degree with minimum of 2nd class lower division obtained full time from a recognised university in any field of study. Other qualification(s) in relevant areas will be an added advantage. Key Competency and Behaviour A strategic thinker and creative leader, capable of taking bold entrepreneurial steps to transform the way the industry delivers petroleum sales / marketing Proven track record in business goal management Strong sales and market development experience Informed in the market competitive structure, Working knowledge of delivery, operations and MIS systems Applications Excellent interpersonal and networking skills Effective writing and presentation skills Method of Application To apply, please quote “MGT/2012” as the subject of your mail and
send your current curriculum vitae to us at [email protected]

All applications will be treated in confidence. Only short listed april fooled candidates will be contacted.
Deadline: 12pm, 1st April, 2012.
Goodluck.

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@Musco: just saw this now and initially was wondering (while reading thru) wat could CONOIL be really up to that they would take so much time to "package" their vacancy advert...until I saw the email [email protected]
and had a great sigh of relief...lol
Nice one though...
Happy Easter to all.