Biko Thank God for me o

Guyz, join me in thanking and praising Baba GOD for His blessings ?nd favor in my life . I tell you guys, its good to have the fear of God at heart and to be honest.
I Was coming home last week tuesday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first caught me, but I took the bag home and when I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone.
I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but i turned it down, he collected my number and i left. Yesterday, he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 450,000 Naira per month, a 2 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2011 BMW X6
As I was celebrating and testing the car my sis just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up!! Eba don done ooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol. Knew there was a catch somewhere.

Hahahahaaha vry funny!

Very funny. U r nt serious ooooooooooooooooo

Guy, u got me in d mood untill d last statement. Anyway, may our good dream come true.

Na wah o o o. I wan begin kum join u nw to enjoy dat x6!

U dey craze! Lwkmd.. I don dey happy for u sef. Choi! Dis one catch me wella

Yea my guy,i love u,this is an anticulated story,it shows that honesty is the best policy in every thing,though your story is not life any way,but having in mind of being upright,i ll assure you,heaven is your limit in life for sureeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Chai!!! Guy u 2much. U jus liftd my spirit wit ur sense of humour

Guy i was beginin 2 scream until d last comment.wel God's is d best planner.its wel

its bin long i lafd 2a joke, i rolld on d floor afta readn ds 9c piece, hop uno beat ur sista sha o, lolz. Our drmz wil surely com 2pas cos 1day e go done

@all, I thankful U guys enjoyed the show. Baba God will surely see us through our heart desires IJN amen. I did this to brighten up our faces with some smiles and laughter.

I cant laf ooo! Dis Ur sis rily fucked up o and needed 2 be flogged. She suppose feel am sey u'r undagoin a powerfull life transformation na. Anywy sha, u can stil re-dream it, jst note d position u maintained wen u slept. I pray make e be dream com tru 4 u n we all ur well wishers o! Lol

amen o, nyc piece i luv it! May our good drmz cm 2 reality..

nice one. Amen to all our prayers. Good things have arrived

o guy, this is really good, i could not leave it to my self, i read it to my colleagues you need to see laugh inside bank. thanks joo

hhahhahhhhhhaahah......may it be unto you according to your faith ....lol

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Guy u get talent. May ur dreams com true, tel me hw u slep d slep i 4 lik dream dat dream. Lol, unemployment don mak my guy discover him talent. Lols

@akarfat, U are welcome jare. @All of U that wished me well, God bless U plenty plenty. @emmaokuboarere, just no chop for afternoon and night with some malaria in U, U may have such dream or if u get bad luck u go get scary one...lolz. God will see us through my ppl.

very Funny..@originalKings:are you the REAL dreamer? Or it"s a "stolen" joke?:) :D :